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Episode #28 – 36 Hours of Garth Brooks and Stripper Karaoke

Episode 28 starts with Matt talking about going to “online magic university” and Louie teaching Matt how to fend off offers to make people’s wives disappear! Then they get into the stories. The first story is about a man named Cliff Satterwhite, who sang Garth Brook’s Friends in Low Places for 36 hours straight…and they landed him as a in studio guest! Cliff sits in for a second story about a Dave Chapelle singing Karaoke at a Portland strip club!

Cliff also talks about the Real Men Wear Pink fundraiser. Click here to donate!

Odd News Stories

whiskeyriff.com – “Man sings Garth Brooks’ ‘Friends in Low Places’ for 36-hours straight”

OregonLive.com – “Dave Chappelle sang Radiohead at Portland strip club karaoke, Reddit says”

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This Week’s Meme Winner

After hearing depositions for a few of the submissions, the jury deliberated for three days and came back with a verdict. The winner of this week’s meme contest is Al Anderson – #blackfriday #turkey #republican #holiday

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Episode #27 – Satan Doesn’t Visit Arkansas and Daycare Crack

Episode 27 the guys talk about what Matt looks for when hiring an attorney and renting out a posse.  Then they get into probably the most epic story ever where Arkansas clears Satan from lighting a fire and a kid getting crack at daycare!

Odd News Stories

Flipboard.com – “Mysterious Hole Shooting Out Flames in Arkansas Is Definitely ‘Not Satan,’ Officials Say”

EastTexasMatters.com – “Four year old girl brings home crack cocaine from daycare”

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This Weeks Meme Winner

Phew- the votes have been counted and after a lawsuit that required a recount that added to the delay we have officially decided this week’s winner is Brad Tassell – send me your address and you win some swag. #mickjagger #rollingstones #weird #crochet

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Episode #26 – Coin Flip for Jail and the Face Fart

Episode 26 begins with the guys talking about olde tyme photos and vintage prisons then they get into the weird news.  This weeks stories are about the police that flip a coin to see if someone goes to jail, then they talk about farts leaking out of your mouth.  To dig a little bit into the face fart situation, they call Dr. Jody to get her opinion on farts.

Odd News Stories

Reuters – “Georgia police use coin toss to decide whether to arrest woman”

WLWT.com – “Farts can leak out through your mouth if you hold them in, expert says”

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This Weeks Meme Winner

Wow. This was a tough one. We narrowed it down to 6 and argued in circles for hours. After a coin flip decided the winner, we are happy to announce steve hamilton as this week’s winner. #lyft #uber #pink #cutepets

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Episode #25 – Marijuana Lobster and Produce Butt

Episode 25 starts with the guys discussing Louie’s fear of needles and Matt’s driving record, then we get into the stories!  This week we cover the restaurant that gets their lobsters high on marijuana before cooking them and the man accused of rubbing produce on his butt at a grocery store!

Odd News Stories

AP News – “Fishmonger offers lobsters some herb before the butter”

King5 – “Man accused of rubbing produce on his butt at Northern Virginia grocery store”

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Meme Contest Winner

After much controversy over this particular photo and a few attempts at voter suppression, we have tallied the dangling chads and deemed this week’s winner Jonathan Wee

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